Democracy Sausage Cap | Corduroy

Grill the issues. Shade the facts.

Whether you're behind the grill at your local primary school or lining up for your free snag after ticking a few boxes, this corduroy crown is your ticket to bipartisan respect.

This quality corduroy number proudly features our most unifying national symbol: the Democracy Sausage. A subtle, sizzling reminder of what really matters in this country — a meaty snack and the sacred art of compulsory voting.

✔️ Bipartisan appeal: Worn proudly by centrists, lefties, right-wing uncles, and that one mate who insists on voting below the line.
✔️ Corduroy construction: Built tough — like your nan’s couch, but way more stylish.
✔️ Versatile: Perfect for the café, the park, the polling booth, or silently judging a Sky News segment.
✔️ Unapologetically Australian: Like VB, tall poppy syndrome, and believing a sausage sanga is a fair trade for a say in the nation’s future.

Slip it on and instantly gain 20% more credibility at the pub, 30% more charm at the farmer’s market, and 100% protection from UV rays and uninformed political opinions.

This isn’t just a hat. It’s a democratic declaration — stitched in corduroy and seasoned with satire.

Limited stock – grab yours before the sausage sizzles out.