The Democracy Sausage Tee
The Democracy Sausage Tee
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Finally, a shirt we can all agree on.
Whether you're showing up to vote, loitering by the BBQ, or just repping democracy at the local café, this tee has you covered - comfortably, sustainably, and with a hint of national pride.
It features the one symbol that still unites the nation: the humble democracy sausage. Worn by lefties, right-wing uncles, swing voters, and that one mate who fills out every single box — just because.
✔️ Bipartisan fit: Universally flattering, even if your politics aren’t.
✔️ Eco-friendly fabric: Soft on the planet, firm on principles.
✔️ Ridiculously wearable: From the polling booth to the post-vote parmi.
✔️ Quietly patriotic: No flags, no fuss - just a sausage doing the heavy lifting.
Because democracy isn’t perfect, but it deserves a good outfit.
Limited run — snag yours before they’re all gone.
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